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BBC News - Wisbech attackers 'fought off by landlord holding chips'
I feckin' hope them chips were worth it.
He doesn't look like he'd be that handy but you never know with people. Went home with a stab wound and ate his fish 'n' chips. And some folk say this country is finished. Need to find out the name of that chippy.
Gentlemen lessoned learned, don't disturb a guy whilst he is eating his tea, as he is liable to become rather tetchy.
If he would have had a glass Irn Bru Bottle(aka the Glasgow Samurai Sword) in his pocket there would have been 4 dead muggers at the scene.
They were lucky he wasn't that hungry, otherwise, I feel sure we could have been looking at some body bags.
Wisbech is full of untermensch, let them kill each other.
Will no-one think of the chips?
I can't get them off my mind . . .
Can I get compensation? Or therapy, at least? Or a bag o' them chips to microwave?
So he admitted driving without due care and attention then. He can doubtless expect a visit from the perleace "service" in the very near future.
Petrou Brothers chip shop. Award winners.
Nothing at all surpises me about Wisbech. Didtinctly odd place with distinctly odd people.
Along with award winning fish 'n' chips...
Rev. W. Awdrey (June 15, 1911 - March 21, 1997)(the creator of Thomas the Tank Engine was Vicar of Emneth, 1953-65. Toby the Tram Engine, one of the Rev. W. Awdrey's characters, is based on the small steam trams that used to transport farm produce on the Strawberry Line between Wisbech and Upwell.
So, Alf Tupper was right all along. Chips, the food of champions.
Two young Russians once tried to mug me as I wended my way homeward from a local Carnival event dressed as a clown. They somehow confused my appearance with some sort of defenceless buffoon, letting their guard down, it didn't go well for them and I later threw both their wallets in the river.
Hopefully you did the right thing first, by taking their cash and leaving their cards in a bus shelter for tramps to use.
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