Winston Churchill on holiday

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Bushmills, Jan 25, 2012.

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  1. The recent cruise disaster brings to mind a Winston Churchill quote...

    After his retirement, he was cruising the Mediterranean on an Italian cruise liner and some Italian journalists asked why an ex British Prime Minister should choose an Italian ship.

    "There are three things I like about being on an Italian cruise ship" said Churchill.

    "First their cuisine is unsurpassed.

    Second their service is superb.

    And then, in time of emergency, there is none of this nonsense about women and children first"
  2. My missus says that it was Noel Coward... still a good quote
  3. I thought it was Noel myself , but a mate sent me this by email so it must be true.
  4. Thank Christ, he died before Costa Concordia was launched.:crash:
  5. wonder how he would have gone on a Fairstar cruise.