Winners ???

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Gunner_smudge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Paddy and Mick went to the local branch of Asda one Saturday morning to do the shopping for their wives.
    While in the store they were each asked if they would take part in a consumer survey, and maybe by doing so, win a prize.
    Three weeks passed and Mick got a letter informing him that he'd won First Prize.... "A Caribbean Cruise."
    Paddy also received a letter, he discovered that he' won the sixth prize "A Gold Plated Toilet Brush"
    A couple of months went by and they were again in Asda, when Paddy asked Mick "How did you enjoy the cruise?"
    "Oh, me and the wife were over the moon, we've never seen anything like it before, it was so fantastic...........But hey, Paddy,
    what about yourself? ....How are you and your wife getting on with the gold plated toilet brush?"
    "Oh, not too bad," said Paddy,...... "but the wife thinks we should go back to paper !!!!"