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Despite the flabby appearance retards are surprisingly agile creatures with great stamina, they are capable of grizzly like dashes. One can find oneself treed or having to waste a whole 16oz can of 10% OC spray if not careful. In practice I find it's best to simply burst the walloon after a few minutes of taunting rather than prolong the sporting situation. The beast will then cease its pursuit and pleasure itself with passing wildlife.