Wings - with a difference.

#1
Well sat in the bar the other night, we were all discussing different colours of "wings" that a gentlemen, or indeed lady, could acquire. As well as the trusty old Brown, Red and Gold, we came up with the following couple....

Purple wings - awarded for having nailed (or been nailed by - ladies) a member from each of Her Majesty's Forces.

Orange wings - awarded for the successful nailing of an individual suffering some kind of physical or mental handicap.

Any more?
 
#2
Multicoloured for shagging and converting a gay!!!!!
 
#3
Bagster said:
Well sat in the bar the other night, we were all discussing different colours of "wings" that a gentlemen, or indeed lady, could acquire. As well as the trusty old Brown, Red and Gold, we came up with the following couple....

Purple wings - awarded for having nailed (or been nailed by - ladies) a member from each of Her Majesty's Forces.

Orange wings - awarded for the successful nailing of an individual suffering some kind of physical or mental handicap.

Any more?
Gold Wings? Please elaborate!

Oh, and Green Wings, having sexual relations knowingly with someone who has the pox.
 
#4
Cliped Wings - For those ladies who have had Labioplasty. This procedure involves reducing the size of the inner lips of the vulva.
 
#5
Grey Wings - with an OAP
 
#7
Black Wings - a touch of necrophilia
 
#10
Yellow wings... nailing a chinese/japanese girl
 
#13
Praetorian said:
Bagster said:
Well sat in the bar the other night, we were all discussing different colours of "wings" that a gentlemen, or indeed lady, could acquire. As well as the trusty old Brown, Red and Gold, we came up with the following couple....

Purple wings - awarded for having nailed (or been nailed by - ladies) a member from each of Her Majesty's Forces.

Orange wings - awarded for the successful nailing of an individual suffering some kind of physical or mental handicap.

Any more?
Gold Wings? Please elaborate!

Oh, and Green Wings, having sexual relations knowingly with someone who has the pox.
Golden shower related
 
#14
Silver Wings - in any circumstances that require outstanding courage
 
#15
White Wings:
Fecking outside in sub Zero conditions.

SK
 
#16
Gold wings? I must know....?

I'd always have had blue wings for royalty, but having thought about it they could be necrophilia too.

White wings; for that virgin you broke in once?
 
#17
Paul McCartneys wings - for banging Stella.
 
#18
SKJOLD said:
White Wings:
Fecking outside in sub Zero conditions.

SK
Blue Wings if completely nekkid
 
#20
Bonzo_Dog said:
Silver Wings - in any circumstances that require outstanding courage
Silver Wings - Fucked a granny.
 

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