Wings - with a difference.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bagster, Dec 31, 2007.

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  1. Well sat in the bar the other night, we were all discussing different colours of "wings" that a gentlemen, or indeed lady, could acquire. As well as the trusty old Brown, Red and Gold, we came up with the following couple....

    Purple wings - awarded for having nailed (or been nailed by - ladies) a member from each of Her Majesty's Forces.

    Orange wings - awarded for the successful nailing of an individual suffering some kind of physical or mental handicap.

    Any more?
     
  2. Multicoloured for shagging and converting a gay!!!!!
     
  3. Gold Wings? Please elaborate!

    Oh, and Green Wings, having sexual relations knowingly with someone who has the pox.
     
  4. Cliped Wings - For those ladies who have had Labioplasty. This procedure involves reducing the size of the inner lips of the vulva.
     
  5. Grey Wings - with an OAP
     
  6. Thought purple was for being nailed by a royal :D
     
  7. Black Wings - a touch of necrophilia
     
  8. yellow wings- getting your end away in portugal. :oops:
     
  9. Yellow wings... nailing a chinese/japanese girl
     
  10. Not a colour but how about 'Bingo Wings' ?
     
  11. Werewolf Wings, for going down on a split arrse who is currently in the need of a blob hammock.
     
  12. Golden shower related
     
  13. Silver Wings - in any circumstances that require outstanding courage
     
  14. White Wings:
    Fecking outside in sub Zero conditions.

    SK