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WINGS- What you have got and how you got them.

#1
Was having a discussion in the office today about the wings you get for various sexual conquests and there are a fair few a had not heard of or endulged in.

We discussed the obvious brown and red wings. One that I hadn't heard of was orange wings, which are earned by sleeping with someone that has or is eligable for an orange disabled car badge.

So what wings have you earned or aspire to earn and what wings do think should be introduced?

For those of you that have been collecting wings pull up a sandbag and tell us how you qualified for them.
 
#7
20 Stone Wings - Does exactly what it says on the tin - got :cry:

The Half Wing - For services to amputees - got and it took me far too long to figure 8O

Purple Wings - Joint Services - has anyone not got? :wink:

Purple Rupert Wings - See above - still a work in progress :roll:
 
#10
I suppose as I started the thread I should share.

Purple wings- got
Purple rupert wings- got although the Navy bloke that I did to get the above has just got his comission so he counts for both.
Orange wings- although I have only just discovered this apparently I qualify as I fcuked a lad that had two broken arms and a broken leg all in casts.
 
#15
Golden Wings - For those that like their showers at roughly body temparature and smelling of the post office on pension day. Got :) I think, does commercial count?
 
#20
D0lly86 said:
I suppose as I started the thread I should share.

Purple wings- got
Purple rupert wings- got although the Navy bloke that I did to get the above has just got his comission so he counts for both.
Orange wings- although I have only just discovered this apparently I qualify as I fcuked a lad that had two broken arms and a broken leg all in casts.
Dolly - I suspect you are a bird and therefore (ironically) cant qualify for wings :D
 

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