Wine For The Mature Drinker

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    I kid you not... New Wine for Seniors

    California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
    It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

    The new wine will be marketed as



    PINO MORE


    I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE

    I just could not help it.
    That's funny
     
  2. I was thinking what a good idea for a while.