Window lickers

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by azahpm, Oct 6, 2008.

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  1. Im in the library casualy browsing through the arrse website when all of a sudden a montage of weelchair bound window lickers have just been escorted in wailing like banshees. I was tempted to turn around and shout shut the fcuk up, this is a library after all. Then i notice that the escorts pushing said retards are extemely attractive. now im tempted to go out and buy a balloon and add to everyones discomfort as the icecream bandits go berserk over it. pluss it gives me an excuse to chat up the escorts. Im i the only one that dosnt consider this to be morally wrong?
    P.S any ideas to wind window lickers up would be much appreciated :D
  2. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    You're an ARRSEr and NAAFI peruser, therefore it is safe to assume that you carry a good supply of Rohypnol or similar about your person. Buy the special ones some ice-cream and add your drug of choice liberally. By treating them so kindly you will endear yourself to the nubile young carers to the extent that, once the mongs have been rendered unconscious, you can take your pick of the buggy-pushers, escort them to the I-L section, and introduce them to the Kama Sutra. Failing that, buy the carers some ice-cream too and take your pick: window licker or window licker watcher.
  3. Sh*gging fit birds is for poofs. Get amonst the mongs every time.
  4. Well the one with a mixture of ketchup and drool dribbling down its chin could be considered attractive even with its flat head and cleft chin. i used all my Rohnypnol this weekend, looks like i might just have to go old school and pull a knife on the long legged blonde bimbo, like they say, its not rape, its suprise sex. :D
  5. Can you not give a biology book to a male moonhead leave it open at pictures of the female form and you may get a public fapping display
  6. Piccies of the helpers required to form opinion.
  7. And the Ellis Bexter's
  8. Im trying but when i plug my phone into the usb to download 'em onto arrse the "COMPUTER SAYS NO" fackin shakin, ill do it later.
  9. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Make sure you get a decent picture host so DII doesn't ruin our voyeuristic afternoon fun...