WINALOT DIET

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  1. WINALOT DIET

    I have a big dog & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
    standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a
    dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet
    again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
    last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
    care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
    arms.
    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
    works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat
    one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
    complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that
    practically everyone in the queue was
    by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
    because I had been poisoned.
    I told her no, it was because I'd been
    sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
    as he staggered out the door.
    Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
     
  2. for the cat?