I have an original Mao poster. It is 1935, and is NOT perfect, but original. You can WIN! (see below) It is called The poster is called "Our Dearest Great Leader Chairman Mao in the North of Shanxxi Province" (in Chinese writing under pic). Perhaps Carcass can validate (heh). Large image HERE. Size is 53cm x 70cm, pic area 44cm x 69cm. It is real original, I am developing webpage to sell some Chinese art (webpage still being finished). My sister bought this in flea market in China. I will sell similar for Â£20-Â£30 when webpage finished. I have more chinese posters on unfinished site. Site is a right mess at moment, but you get idea. The point is, this is ORIGINAL 1935 poster. Would look great on Army dormitory wall or inside locker instead of girl with big titties. Maybe make good dart board, but that would be shame. What to do: POST PIC OF WONDERFUL PEOPLE'S LIBERATION ARMY WITH DAMN FUNNY CAPTION. I look for funny. Caption must be suitable for posting on my car website, with your name, rank and IQ number and your vague job description made public. To clarify, this means I will publish your pic, caption, and name, rank etc on my car website so it must be (semi-)clean. I would like digital photo of pic in-situ in suitable Army surroundings, for publicity, if you so kind. 3 other best entries will get Russian or Chinese text (choose) Mao Red Book (1960s/70s originals. Small and maybe tatty, but well used by party members). You must be prepared to give me name and address to post. I would also like some digital pics to post on car website of red books in Army surroundings. Do I ask too much? Every other entry that gives me name and address can have LING keyring. You should post name & address to my private message box. Only winner name details will be published on my car website (for you shy boys), but I may publish digital pics of poster and red books you send me (unattributed if you want, so blur faces and regiment sh1t if you want). Post!!!! Competition ends midnight 31st March.