Win a pair of £75 military spec Sawfly shades

Discussion in 'Weapons, Equipment & Rations' started by Good CO, Sep 4, 2012.

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  1. Good CO

    Good CO LE Admin

    KitReviews.com has a competition to win £75 worth of Revision Sawfly sunglasses. All you need to do is post in their forums saying what you would use them for:


    Win a pair of Revision Sawfly shades! | Kit Reviews


    KitReviews is quite a new site so there will not be vast numbers of entrants and you've therefore got a pretty good chance of looking like a true SF hero for nowt more than a few words.


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  2. MrBane

    MrBane War Hero Reviewer Reviews Editor

    This isn't going to be difficult, there's only about eight people bothered to enter!

    Bagsies!
     
  3. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Now you've blown it.
     
  4. This isn't going to be difficult, there's only about eight people bothered to enter!

    Bagsies!

    That's right, Bugger it up for the 9th!!!
     
  5. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    I was frankly underwhelmed when I noticed that the competition blurb failed to spell the word "lens", let's face it a critical element of a pair of sunglasses, correctly;

    With an RPP of £75, the Revision Sawfly provides stylish and functional ballistic protection with three interchangeable lense colours to give you the ability to configure the shades for your environment.

    And they think GCSE English should be marked more leniently?!?!?
     
  6. Stop bumping this up the last 50 i don't want anyone else to enter!

    DAMN!
     
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  7. I'm intrigued to know what purposes other than 'wear them over my eyes' the sales team have in mind.
     
  8. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    Would they be any good to be used a letching specs?

    I have entered anyway, because you never know, I may get lucky.
     
  9. MrBane

    MrBane War Hero Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I see what he's done there. He's been writing the word 'lenses' repeatedly in the review which is the plural of 'lens' and the poor chap has obviously become confused and had a brain fart.

    I know this, for 'twas me that did it. :)

    Fixed for you good Sir. I apologise sincerely for my shoddy standards and will duly accept six of the best from you at a time and place of your choosing.

    Wear them to the next Airsoft Tourney in your Tier 1 Operators Rig telling everyone you got them when you were in Iran

    Out shopping in your North Face with burners down to your jaw, having them nonchalantly sat on your head giving everyone the 'look'.

    Loads of ways to use 'em, but basically, we've got them to give away and had to do something in order to facilitate giving them away and it was the quickest and easiest thing we could think of. :)
     
  10. Other than wearing them over your eyes?

    Go on then, what?
     
  11. MrBane

    MrBane War Hero Reviewer Reviews Editor

    *Takes a deep breath*

    Using them as an impromptu shovel to dig a shell scrape

    Use the retaining strap on the back to garotte an enemy soldier

    Tying a handkerchief to one of the arms of the shades to wave as a surrender flag when the rest of the enemy turn up

    Using them as a slingshot to kill wild animals for food seeing as the retaining strap has slightly elastic properties

    Sharpen the bottom of the shades into bladed edges to help you cut up the animal you've just killed

    Use the retaining strap as a tourniquet

    I could go on.... (Not really).... but point proven. You're only limited by your imagination!