Win a date with The Snail

Discussion in 'Charity Auctions' started by theoriginalphantom, Jun 21, 2008.

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  1. One charity auction for a date with 'The Snail' .

    Personally I'd bid on it and stitch up an enemy, or turn a gender confused person (away from women and possibly towards animals or even vegetables)

    Are you a gay 'man' wanting confirmation that men are the way ahead? Then this is the chartiy thread for you!

    This in no way implies sexual favours or activities are part of the auction (for which many people, including the RSPCA, should be grateful)

    The 'Lucky' winner shall be treated to a genuine Yorkshire pudding dinner.

    Please state if the bidding is for you, or for another victim.

    (At no point during this post are there any euphamisms used.)

    No alcoholic beverages were harmed during the making of this thread.
  2. 3p and I want my therapy bills paid for.
  3. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

  4. 20½p and I want my piggy bank replaced
  5. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Help. I'm trapped. They've gone for more booze. Get me out of here. PLEASE!!!!!!

    Dale is threatening to get the black strapon out... or rather in.
  6. Hmmmm, problem is if I bid with 22p my mate MDN might lock the thread at once and I'd win the 'date of a life time' and be utterly fcuked! :(
  7. 50p NOT to win a date with snail.
  8. You are already claimed dear in a clay shoot of your kecks at Pirb's. We do not need to see anymore. Oh, I almost forgot, they will be returned for auction.

  9. OK OK, enough already....£1 NOT to win a date with snail
  10. [​IMG] For squiffy_parsons to win the date from Hell. :twisted:
  11. A hundred pounds sterling if she will fiddle with my naughty bits and hum the tune to Dambusters at the same time. Two hundred pounds if she will cover me head to toe in Swarfega & sand and put her cigarettes out on my nipples.

    It's all for chaarrity mate. Not 'arf!
  12. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    This is serious chaps and to raise money for the wounded guys £20
    Iwont charge anyone
  14. This auction will end at 21:00 Hrs, Tuesday 24th June 2008.