Win a date with The Snail

#1
One charity auction for a date with 'The Snail' .

Personally I'd bid on it and stitch up an enemy, or turn a gender confused person (away from women and possibly towards animals or even vegetables)

Are you a gay 'man' wanting confirmation that men are the way ahead? Then this is the chartiy thread for you!

This in no way implies sexual favours or activities are part of the auction (for which many people, including the RSPCA, should be grateful)

The 'Lucky' winner shall be treated to a genuine Yorkshire pudding dinner.

Please state if the bidding is for you, or for another victim.

(At no point during this post are there any euphamisms used.)

No alcoholic beverages were harmed during the making of this thread.
 
#2
3p and I want my therapy bills paid for.
 
#4
20½p and I want my piggy bank replaced
 

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#5
Help. I'm trapped. They've gone for more booze. Get me out of here. PLEASE!!!!!!

Dale is threatening to get the black strapon out... or rather in.
 
#8
You are already claimed dear in a clay shoot of your kecks at Pirb's. We do not need to see anymore. Oh, I almost forgot, they will be returned for auction.

Blasted..!
 
#10
For squiffy_parsons to win the date from Hell. :twisted:
 
#11
A hundred pounds sterling if she will fiddle with my naughty bits and hum the tune to Dambusters at the same time. Two hundred pounds if she will cover me head to toe in Swarfega & sand and put her cigarettes out on my nipples.

It's all for chaarrity mate. Not 'arf!
 
#15
This auction will end at 21:00 Hrs, Tuesday 24th June 2008.
 
#17
Spanish_Dave said:
This is serious chaps and to raise money for the wounded guys £20
Bugger. Sorry bout that. In that case, 100 pounds sterling. However, I am not in the country but would be happy nominate a replacement body if my bid wins.
 
#18
civvygit said:
Do you get money back if not entirely satisfied?
Does it matter????

£75 from us both, as we are into sharing tee hee :wink:

Also the experience of a night out with Dale was very memorable!!!! in more ways than anyone would care to imagine :D :D

Ah sod it you raised the sum without me typing! ok we will see your £100 and raise a quid £101 :)
 
#19
DummyRound said:
A hundred pounds sterling if she will fiddle with my naughty bits and hum the tune to Dambusters at the same time. Two hundred pounds if she will cover me head to toe in Swarfega & sand and put her cigarettes out on my nipples.

It's all for chaarrity mate. Not 'arf!
Show me the colour of your money!!! You are on a winner there!
 

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