One charity auction for a date with 'The Snail' . Personally I'd bid on it and stitch up an enemy, or turn a gender confused person (away from women and possibly towards animals or even vegetables) Are you a gay 'man' wanting confirmation that men are the way ahead? Then this is the chartiy thread for you! This in no way implies sexual favours or activities are part of the auction (for which many people, including the RSPCA, should be grateful) The 'Lucky' winner shall be treated to a genuine Yorkshire pudding dinner. Please state if the bidding is for you, or for another victim. (At no point during this post are there any euphamisms used.) No alcoholic beverages were harmed during the making of this thread.