.................and by the way, I've liked your post, unlike all the other arses who couldn't be.........., well, arsed I suppose. Hopefully this may increase the chance of winning such a stupendous prize, offered by such a kind, intelligent and lovely type person.
Whilst I do not doubt you for a moment, what he holy **** does a dentist to with a sanitary towel during surgery?
Do you use it like a plug to stop the patient drowning in blood? If so would a gigantic tampon not be more appropriate?
Are dental surgeons prone to accidently cutting patients throats and use sanitary towels to prevent fatal blood loss?
If you pack a patients throat do they not chole to death?