Win £270 Rab Neutrino Pro military down jacket

As fart traps go, those look weapons grade. Getting her kit off will require noddy suit and S10, probably decontam showers and a flamethrower to clean out the minge if she's been scoffing boiled eggs.

Once the farts cool down and congeal you should be able to track the ntombezaans by following the trail of nuclear bum grease dragged along on the hem.
 
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AlienFTM

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Ah, Scottish humour, sneaky devils!
Fúck off. I'm 1/32 Irish, I identify as Welsh, there's a bit of Naarfook and I'm born and bred Mackem. There's no sweaty blood here.
 
Fúck off. I'm 1/32 Irish, I identify as Welsh, there's a bit of Naarfook and I'm born and bred Mackem. There's no sweaty blood here.
Basically Scottish then, just without the gingerness and skirts.
 

AlienFTM

MIA
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Basically Scottish then, just without the gingerness and skirts.
And once upon a time I was ginger, with fower eyes and freckles. I learned young to be pachydermatous.
 
So is my jacket in the post yet?
 

MrBane

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Remember, this time it's totally unbiased winner selection as it's Trekitt that's doing it.

After they've cleared their choice with me of course. :D
 
Remember, this time it's totally unbiased winner selection as it's Trekitt that's doing it.

After they've cleared their choice with me of course. :D
Er, Jock, last time I looked it asked for email address, first name and last name. For once I actually answered this internet shit honestly.

Now they want an email address and my ARRSE username? Do I get the fecking jacket or what, only I refuse to turn the heating on until December and my balls are getting decidedly nippy.
 

Trekitt

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I'm assuming those of us that already get the Trekitt newsletter can still enter? Seems that way from the webpage but thought I'd check.
Hi Ortholith,
Yes, you can still enter the competition if you have already subscribed to our mailing list in the past. Just sign up again on the sign-up page included in the post above. Don't worry, this won't double up the emails.

To clear up the changes you mentioned on the sign-up page, we decided to change the form to help put people's mind at ease regarding personal data. Whichever you have supplied is fine you will still be in the running. If you are getting cold in the meantime, I heard MrBane has offered to give out free hugs.
Kind regards,
Trekitt
 
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No sooner do I enter my username and email address, do I get an email telling me to send $800 in bitcoin to some random string of numbers and letters or videos of me recorded on my laptop cam watching porn will be sent to all my contacts.
This feckin' jacket better be worth it.

PS
There is no way they have videos of me watching porn on my laptop.




I use my ipad for that...
 

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