Wimbledon 2012 Ladies - a voyeuristic feast

[Artee]

I've ruminated and cogitated and finally come to the conclusion that I would allow myself to hump every single one of them.

Except the Williams "brothers" as they are ******* gopping.

Gayer.

 

[Badger_Heed]

Gayer.

I would be deemed gay if I was to partake in any form of dalliance with them as their schlongs are larger than mine. They truly are a pair of hideous cnuts.

 

[goatrutar]

To be fair, any game involving balls is rather wanky.

Unless tennis were played with golf balls. With extra points for hitting a ballboy on the scone.

 

[Fablonbiffchitthe1st]

Martina Hingis was is and always will be THE ultimate tennis fanny for me.

 

[goatrutar]

Martina Hingis was is and always will be THE ultimate tennis fanny for me.

Wasn't she the one that got stabbed? Or am I confused with someone else?

 

[beagleboy]

Wasn't she the one that got stabbed? Or am I confused with someone else?

As always feral one, the font of knowledge. She was the original 'screamer' wasn't she.

 

[Tinman74]

Monica Seles, she is the one that got stabbed.

 

[beagleboy]

oops.......I take that back roota of goats, you are no longer the font of knowledge, person of metal is.

 

[CaptainPlume]

Always liked this one too:

Mind you she probably now has a 'tache one of THEM would envy & even back then a muff which birds could nest in, but phwoar!

 

[Solo Dave]

Shamelessly nicked from THE DAILY TELEGRAPH.

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Laura Robson. Ozzie/Brit.

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Zheng Jie. Number 12 with chips please.

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The ugly Ruskie. Maria (I would) Sharapova.

Oh what, you mean "Maria the Munter".....???


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight........................

 

[spaz]

That bird who had her massive bangers surgically reduced the other year, should be tried for crimes against humanity. If they were so big that they were getting in the way of her racket she should have taken up mini trampette instead.

 

[Artee]

That bird who had her massive bangers surgically reduced the other year, should be tried for crimes against humanity. If they were so big that they were getting in the way of her racket she should have taken up mini trampette instead.

Mini trampette?



Phwoar...

 

[Sapper D.]

Holland's Arantxa Rus, reached the third roumd this year!

 

[CaptainPlume]

Holland's Arantxa Rus, reached the third roumd this year!

Ding, dong. She's a pretty little thing!

 

[Fablonbiffchitthe1st]

Martina Hingis was is and always will be THE ultimate tennis fanny for me.

Some pics of said Swiss beauty.