Willy waving

#1
A) I don't own a flash car, expensive house, have a massive salary, a holiday home overseas or the spare cash at the end of the month to pay for £2000 worth of fireworks to impress my neighbours with.


B) I do have a large penis and a girlfriend only slightly more than half my age.

Why is it that those who have (A) but not (B) feel the need to bang on about it so fucking much?
 
#3
B) I do have a large penis and a girlfriend only slightly more than half my age.

Why is it that those who have (A) but not (B) feel the need to bang on about it so fucking much?
Congratulations - very impressive for a 22 year old...



(And why do you feel the need to bang on about being a big dick and having a g/f?)
 
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Mr_Tigger

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#6
Yes small hands. Or maybe you are measuring it from underneath? That is called cheating. In a few years she will be wise to that one.
 
#7
I'd swap half my penis length for (A). I'm pissed off with having to wear knee-length shorts. And it's uncomfortable having my knob end dangling in the water when I'm having a shit.
 
#8
"I've got a small dick, I'm a shit fuck, I've got BO, I pick my nose & scratch my balls, I fart on public........what this isn't the confessional booth"? "Oh.....other website.....oops, sorry to disturb."
 
#14
I had a boyfriend who used to tell me how the gf before me was half his age, apparently he'd had to finish with her in the end as people thinking he was her father started getting to him. His bragging about it actually made me feel quite insecure. Then I met her:
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Age is no indicator of looks...
 
#15
A) I don't own a flash car, expensive house, have a massive salary, a holiday home overseas or the spare cash at the end of the month to pay for £2000 worth of fireworks to impress my neighbours with.
B) I do have a large penis and a girlfriend only slightly more than half my age.
I have a flash car (and a runabout), my house is paid for, sufficient funds and enough money at the end of the month for a laser light show (fireworks are soo yesterday).
My penis is huge and my girlfriend is an 18 year old page three girl.
But then I don't like to boast!
(I also have a very vivid imagination).
 
#16
I have a toy todger. what it lacks in length it doesnt make up for in girth.

Upon unveiling it to a previous conquest and her saying " oh well never mind,small ones are more juicy" I vowed to never be humiliated again.

I did the only thing open to me at the time and took up a job in mental health. As long as you keep moving around the various authorities the allegations never catch up with you.

If all else fails i will open a nursing home and get me some gilf action going ---teeth ooot vera ---thats it i am your husband
 
#17
A) I don't own a flash car, expensive house, have a massive salary, a holiday home overseas or the spare cash at the end of the month to pay for £2000 worth of fireworks to impress my neighbours with.


B) I do have a large penis and a girlfriend only slightly more than half my age.

Why is it that those who have (A) but not (B) feel the need to bang on about it so fucking much?
Because they don't have (B), of course. (B) is normally much more expensive.
 
#18
A) I don't own a flash car, expensive house, have a massive salary, a holiday home overseas or the spare cash at the end of the month to pay for £2000 worth of fireworks to impress my neighbours with.


B) I do have a large penis and a girlfriend only slightly more than half my age.

Why is it that those who have (A) but not (B) feel the need to bang on about it so fucking much?
Theyre all jealous of your military service - TA ..way to go fella
 
#19
If all else fails i will open a nursing home and get me some gilf action going ---teeth ooot vera ---thats it i am your husband
Even better if they have Parkinsons...
 

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