Willie Nelson releases gay cowboy song

#1
Country music star Willie Nelson has released a tune about gay cowboy romance for Valentine's Day.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4715822.stm

GAY COWBOY SONG LYRICS

"Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other, what did you think those saddles and boots was about? There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother, inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out"


well, there you go then..................... ye-ha. :lol:
 
#2
How about an Arrse gay song to keep in line with things so to speak....................................

'Arrsers are secretly fond of each other in so many wonderfull ways.......................
 
#3
The gay cowboy....


I am a lonesome cowboy, i ride the prairie wide
And when i get to texas, i'll get some c0ck inside
I'll undo my gun belt, and remove my socks
And bend right over forwards to accomodate big c0cks.

My sphincter is quite dusty, from months of prairie dust
I want a burly handsome lad to make my ringpiece bust.
I dont fancy no ladies, I dont covet their paps
I'm gonna ride right into town and wear a pair of chaps

Now not all of us cowboys, are overtly Queer
most of us are secretive, and in the closet dear
but when we meet together, to share our joy and pain
we get sunk right to the nuts and form a daisy chain.
 
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Blimey, I thought someone had written a song for that damn duck dodgers chappy here....................... 8)
 

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#7
Shortfuse - thank you for sharing your intimate experiences with Arrse.

Lets have a round of applause group for Shortfuse (does your username indicate why you bend over! :twisted: )
 

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Good to see my stalker is still with me. What a tosser you are Harry :roll:
 
#11
Glen Campbell re wrote Rhinestone cowboy this just for our thread:

I've been smoking this schlong so long
Wearin the same old thong
I know every c0ck in these dirty back alleys of Broadway
Where bumsex is the name of the game
And nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain
There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the j1zz is sprayin on me

Like a nine stone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a nine stone cowboy
Getting blow jobs and reach arounds from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone

Well, I really don't mind the pain
when they beat with whips and a chain
But you're down when you're ridin' the main vein that's takin' the long way
And I dream of the things I'll do
With my tubesteak stuffed inside you
There'll be a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the J1zz is sprayin on me

Like a nine stone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' smoked off and buggered by people I don't even know
And strange men comin' over my dome
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo

FADE
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' Butt fcuked and fondled from guys in the public thrones
 

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Harry_Webster said:
Auld-Yin said:
Good to see my stalker is still with me. What a good blurke you are Harry :roll:
Yanny green T shirt under kf shirt is so 90's (1890's)
I bow to your superior experience. (Still a tosser, aka blurt) 8)
 
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Mighty_doh_nut said:
Glen Campbell re wrote Rhinestone cowboy this just for our thread:

I've been smoking this schlong so long
Wearin the same old thong
I know every c0ck in these dirty back alleys of Broadway
Where bumsex is the name of the game
And nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain
There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the j1zz is sprayin on me

Like a nine stone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a nine stone cowboy
Getting blow jobs and reach arounds from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone

Well, I really don't mind the pain
when they beat with whips and a chain
But you're down when you're ridin' the main vein that's takin' the long way
And I dream of the things I'll do
With my tubesteak stuffed inside you
There'll be a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the J1zz is sprayin on me

Like a nine stone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' smoked off and buggered by people I don't even know
And strange men comin' over my dome
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo

FADE
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' Butt fcuked and fondled from guys in the public thrones
Now THAT is quality, I'm gonna print that out, fablon it up, and go looking for a pub with a karoake night. :D

(I'll let you all know how I get on)
 

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#17
Wish I'd written this, but it's from the golden pen of Rodders, (and his wife.)
Once again a highly respecful tribute to Glen Campbell, as far as I remember it goes something like this:


He's been ploughing the fields all day,
Walking behind that bay,
And he thinks to himself "From behind she's a good looking horse !"
So it's "Whoa back !" under a tree,
Then he waits while the horse takes a pee,
And he lifts up its tail to make sure; (that it's a she.)
And he sees this huge vagina,
And he thinks "What could be finer ?"
So it's down with the reins, and down with the overalls too...

He's a well-hung ploughboy.
Sneaking up on his horse,
And having intercourse.
He's a well-hung ploughboy.
And the smile on his horse,
Proves it feels no remorse.
He roots it with great force !

When he comes home for supper,
His wife says, "You're a horse fcuker!"
"I've been to see a lawyer just today."
"And I want a divorce !"
(Why ?)
"Because you fucked that horse !
I've been down the field watching you all day.
You were up behind that horse,
You were pumping with great force !"

The horse don't mind the pain,
As he hangs on to it's mane,
And he just stands still and says,
"Gid'up ! Whoa back ! Gid'up ! Whoa back ! Gid'up ! Whoa back ! Gid'up ! Whoa back !"

He's a well-hung ploughboy
Sneaking up on his horse
And having intercourse
He's a well-hung ploughboy
 

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