Willie Nelson releases gay cowboy song

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  1. Country music star Willie Nelson has released a tune about gay cowboy romance for Valentine's Day.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4715822.stm

    GAY COWBOY SONG LYRICS

    "Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other, what did you think those saddles and boots was about? There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother, inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out"


    well, there you go then..................... ye-ha. :lol:
     
  2. How about an Arrse gay song to keep in line with things so to speak....................................

    'Arrsers are secretly fond of each other in so many wonderfull ways.......................
     
  3. The gay cowboy....


    I am a lonesome cowboy, i ride the prairie wide
    And when i get to texas, i'll get some c0ck inside
    I'll undo my gun belt, and remove my socks
    And bend right over forwards to accomodate big c0cks.

    My sphincter is quite dusty, from months of prairie dust
    I want a burly handsome lad to make my ringpiece bust.
    I dont fancy no ladies, I dont covet their paps
    I'm gonna ride right into town and wear a pair of chaps

    Now not all of us cowboys, are overtly Queer
    most of us are secretive, and in the closet dear
    but when we meet together, to share our joy and pain
    we get sunk right to the nuts and form a daisy chain.
     
  4. Blimey, I thought someone had written a song for that damn duck dodgers chappy here....................... 8)
     
  5. shortfuse, thats the most romantic lyric i've ever read

    my life is complete
    :lol: :lol:
     
  6. Who says romance is dead

    :D :D :D :D :D
     
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Shortfuse - thank you for sharing your intimate experiences with Arrse.

    Lets have a round of applause group for Shortfuse (does your username indicate why you bend over! :twisted: )
     
  8. Why arrse already has its own gay cowboy come line dancer.......

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  9. Willie is a big enough guy to associate with this sort of song.
     
  10. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Good to see my stalker is still with me. What a tosser you are Harry :roll:
     
  11. Glen Campbell re wrote Rhinestone cowboy this just for our thread:

    I've been smoking this schlong so long
    Wearin the same old thong
    I know every c0ck in these dirty back alleys of Broadway
    Where bumsex is the name of the game
    And nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain
    There's been a load of compromisin'
    On the road to my horizon
    But I'm gonna be where the j1zz is sprayin on me

    Like a nine stone cowboy
    Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
    Like a nine stone cowboy
    Getting blow jobs and reach arounds from people I don't even know
    And offers comin' over the phone

    Well, I really don't mind the pain
    when they beat with whips and a chain
    But you're down when you're ridin' the main vein that's takin' the long way
    And I dream of the things I'll do
    With my tubesteak stuffed inside you
    There'll be a load of compromisin'
    On the road to my horizon
    But I'm gonna be where the J1zz is sprayin on me

    Like a nine stone cowboy
    Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
    Rhinestone cowboy
    Gettin' smoked off and buggered by people I don't even know
    And strange men comin' over my dome
    Like a rhinestone cowboy
    Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo

    FADE
    Like a rhinestone cowboy
    Gettin' Butt fcuked and fondled from guys in the public thrones
     
  12. Yanny green T shirt under kf shirt is so 90's (1890's)
     
  13. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I bow to your superior experience. (Still a tosser, aka blurt) 8)
     
  14. You cnuts are going to give me a heart attack with the amount of laughing I've just had. NO MORE MY RIBS HURT :lol: :D
     
  15. Mighty D.N. ---- liked the song.
    Guess there's a lot of personal experience behind! those lyrics.
    ------- Wyeman