Okay guys and gals, you know how it is. The money for the Valentine card was drunk last night and am currently cutting up a cereal box and thinking of a way to stick rolled up toilet paper to it, for the skinflint's cheap and cheerful card. Stuck on the words inside and thought, who better to suggest some rhymes of love, then the collective wisdom of Arrse. So, any suggestions for words of luuuuurve this Valentine's eve? How about "here's a card so fluffy and pink, now get off your arse and get back to the sink". Any good?