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Will this BLM shit never end.....

Chimp

ADC
Illegal immigrant claiming to be a asylum seekers?


You’ll be given somewhere to live if you need it. This could be in a flat, house, hostel or bed and breakfast.

You’ll get £37.75 for each person in your household. This will help you pay for things you need like food, clothing and toiletries.

If you’ve been refused asylum​

You’ll be given:
somewhere to live
£35.39 per person on a payment card for food, clothing and toiletries

etc etc etc
Wrong answer from you - they have been refused asylum, they are in the system until disposal/appeal etc. Nice try though. Mmmmmmm £35.39 per week... where do I apply..?
 
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One day, aliens will find Voyager II drifting across space. If the follow the information as to where the craft came from, they will be in for a shock, when they find no humans who look like the couple etched onto the plate.
 
Wrong answer from you - they have been refused asylum, they are in the system until disposal/appeal etc. Nice try though. Mmmmmmm £35.39 per week... where do I apply..?
Someone didn't read the link I provided, I know you are very busy
 
By all accounts INA troops captured in India/Burma in 1944/45 by Indian troops were treated far more harshly than those captured by the British. That part is not mentioned in modern day india though.
IIRC George MacDonald Fraser makes reference to “Jiffs” from the INA being hated by loyal Indian sepoys in his book Quartered safe out here.
 

Londo

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One day, aliens will find Voyager II drifting across space. If the follow the information as to where the craft came from, they will be in for a shock, when they find no humans who look like the couple etched onto the plate.
The aliens will be sending a message back .... No we don't want to come to you're perverted sex party .
 
The aliens will be sending a message back .... No we don't want to come to you're perverted sex party .

Imagine having to explain dogging and Japanese tentacle porn to an alien?
 
Please, can we think about Christmas (even though it's November) and how important it is to the little children...

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But it was macaroni and cheese that was invented by the English, and appropriated by the Scots.


No, a very old traditional dish from Naples, where I believe many Italians emigrated to America, was a real poverty food, Pasta, Patatas e Provelo....... basically any odds and sods of pasta was mixed with chunks of potatoes, then a little cheese stirred through it.

Still a hugely popular starter in restaurants..... you can gussy it up with herbs, stock, wine,smoky bacon etc.

Our B&B landlords in Naples told us to try it...... my wife got hooked on it....... 13 meals in 7 days
 
Mmm, Japanese tentacle porn.
Ee-ermm, a friend told me about it...


Sent from my karzi while losing several pounds

Yeah, just don't Google it. (Shudders while rapidly deleting browser history).
 
You have probably seen the cheap home made rubbish exported for Western audiences.
The films made for Japanese consumers are very artistic and beautifully shot with very high production values.
It's the pixelated squidgy bits that annoy me. Although Lego porn might be the way to go. Can you get pink Lego?
 

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