Will they let me in?

Discussion in 'Join the Army - Regular Soldier Recruitment' started by Animal_Mother, May 19, 2008.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. My third toe is slightly longer than the others.
     
  2. Depends, can you touch your toes?
     
  3. wah????
     
  4. Toes MUST be from little to large in mathematical precision. ANY OTHER type of toes ARE NOT permitted.
     
  5. if you measure all toes on both feet in inches then find the square root of the total. now this number must be no larger than .65 of an inch......it says so in the queens regs
     
  6. There are self help tools for this condition available at most good stores

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Have you been PM'ing Jenson?
     
  8. Are you from Norfolk or Cumbria?

    If so I'd be far more worried about the 6th toe and webbed feet.
     
  9. They will defnately let you in if you tell them that, there is a well known shortage of soldiers with long 3rd toes and they can be very useful for pulling the trigger of your weapon when your hand(s) get blown off :D
     
  10. I couldn't. Still can't.

    I passed. :)
     
  11. Depends whos asking :wink:
     
  12. Oh no, you have mortens nueroma

    8O
     
  13. only if your middle toe is longer than your dick, but you can still join the RAF regiment! :lol:
     
  14. I saw a girl in a pub once with abnormally long toes, there were curling over the end of her sandles and gripping the edge! freakiest thing i've ever seen, although I was smashed so my mind may have over-embellished.
     
  15. Bummer, im not far off there. :oops: