Will my cock look big in this?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Dec 16, 2011.

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  1. Fucking third cousin marriages!
     
  2. She's not 2ft tall. She's wearing high heels, but you cant see them under the long dress, she just wants to appear taller.
     
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  3. Born near Bhopal, I wonder?
     
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  4. You could sit your beer on top of her head.
     
  5. Not bad, doesn't eat much, lives in the cupboard under the sink and can cook a mean Vindaloo, where can I get mine?
     
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  6. A pocket poppet.

    As long as she doesn't come with seven bloody dwarves.
     
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  7. First porn title; 'Jyoti, Cave Explorer'
     
  8. Jesus - she's not much bigger than Jonah Falcon's knob (reputedly the world's biggest at 13.5 inches).
     
  9. Porn movie with those two would be fairly short.
     
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    So you would all shag a bald bird with horses teeth would you? Yeah, right. On you go.
     
  11. You could slide the midget up your bottom, if you were so inclined.
     
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  12. I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. Are you saying it's wrong? I cracked one out over Jade Goody shortly before she shuffled off this mortal coil. Are you still gay TID, or have you turned back to normal?

    Sent from my Desire HD
     
  13. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Nah mates,she's shagging her way thru the Diddymen of Notty Ash...
     

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