Will Jarrod Survive This ???

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by HHH, Feb 11, 2012.

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  2. Missing with two boxes of MAAAAAAN Sized Tissues......
     
  3. Ahh I think it was Padme that sent me the link yesterday. If he only knew of the shrine I have in my cellar/bunker. When the Russians come he'll be safe with me.
     
  4. His wank sock will be wetter than the north Yorkshire moors!
     
  5. I'm in training for the Olympics.
     
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  6. Decathlon?
     
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  7. Does that mean ten times a day? Shhh I think Wedge has desires on him but I saw him first.
     
  8. Come on look at him if he's straight I am and I'm not so he isn't.
     
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  9. Jarrod's dad has given him the money to get tickets for it.
     
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  10. Wanking in mittens in this weather, Big J?
     
  11. Bukkake black belt?
     
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  12. Keep quiet Ironsides or I might pop and see you next week.
     
  13. I don't have any mittens but I do have my old Joan Ferguson gloves from when I worked in the prison service.
     
  14. Sorry J I meant to put DICKathlon!
     
  15. You won't get near me. I'll put out an APB using THAT picture, I know you won't mind being searched by the rozzers.