ditch the day job and become a Highwayman? I'm a bit bored of my day job and have just watched Plunket and Macleane and the idea of a tricorn hat, trusty stead, pair of Tower pistols, spending my time in some dark tavern having my wicked way with some buxom serving wenches in corsets strangley appeals to me. However I don't think a bloke on a horse will be able to stop some cvnt in 4x4 on the M1 doing 70mph. I have thought about becoming a Pirate but I understand it involves a certain amount of buggery, and not the good bugger either! Butt on the plus side, the Royal Navy is so small now they will never catch me Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!