Will have sex for cash

#1
After some reflection I have come to the decision that I am unlikely to ever to get laid again. To this end I am prepared to put out for cash to any Rhine stone cowboy out there who fancies a shot at my hairy hoop. PM me if you want to hang out the back of me for a bit, will travel to your location or we can meet in a public toilet near kings cross I just love role play. Prices vary but if you scrub up ok i will give you a shiny fiver and directions to the best STD clinic in England for your trouble.
 
#2
32 people have read this and not one of you faggots has the balls for some slug lovin
 
#3
I think you need to post a pricelist so people can judge whether they can afford it :lol: :wink:
 
#5
Ozgerbobble said:
I think you need to post a pricelist so people can judge whether they can afford it :lol: :wink:
No No - I actually pay you.
 
#7
ducati916 said:
and is the STD clinic private, you paying that as well :lol:
Its one of Labour's new NHS incentives. Thats why I am voting for Tony.
 
#8
Wow, Dale - you really seem desperate!

Despite the offer of money for the services of Little Stoat, I shall have to respectfully decline, unless the amount of money offered is greater than the ensuing divorce settlement :twisted:
 
#9
After some reflection I have come to the decision that I am unlikely to ever to get laid again.
I think that might be true Dale.

But if you are willing to negotiate my travel expenses, then maybe. I will PM you my address, you just send the cash, euro's or stirling.
Thanks :twisted:
 
#10
I am afraid that I am spoken for Slugetta, but I have a very eligible friend called Ray. He has boyish good looks and smooth thighs, and he is phenominally well-hung. ( I would :wink: ). I am pleased to act as his Righteous Daddy Pimp, and will act as your procurer in this matter. PM me for a piece of his ass...
 
#11
Send ray my way i will breack the little school boy in tell him if he pays cash i will even scrub my fanny
 
#13
papa you are like funny but not
 

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#14
Dale the snail said:
Send ray my way i will break the little school boy in tell him if he pays cash i will even scrub my fanny
So it has gone from you offering to pay to charging. Sure you are not a New labour candidate? :wink:
 
#16
sorry am so giddy at the idea of real sex with a consenting human adult that i forget what i promised have tucked 30 10p coins in my hoop pull them out with your teeth stud
 
#17
As usual, the offer of the century has totally passed me by. This is what you get for being a devoted servant of the state, absolutely committed to the defence of the realm and definitely not playing on ARRSE at work.

Dale - this sounds great, but I can only 'perform' with 'Ride of the Valkyries' at full blast; dress state 3R (with bottle attached to drinking straw) and 10 other blokes making machine gun noises while we 'do it'.

Sound ok?? :D

(We'll need to find 10 strong-stomached (and ITD(A) 4 in-date) individuals to act as sound FX men - I wonder where we'll find them.....)
 
#18
Dale the snail said:
After some reflection I have come to the decision that I am unlikely to ever to get laid again. To this end I am prepared to put out for cash to any Rhine stone cowboy out there who fancies a shot at my hairy hoop. PM me if you want to hang out the back of me for a bit, will travel to your location or we can meet in a public toilet near kings cross I just love role play. Prices vary but if you scrub up ok i will give you a shiny fiver and directions to the best STD clinic in England for your trouble.
I hate to see anyone go without dale, and if your prepared to pay me for what is sure to be a medocre shag i'm game. I'm handy for the M4

Boney
 
#19
Dale the snail said:
After some reflection I have come to the decision that I am unlikely to ever to get laid again. To this end I am prepared to put out for cash to any Rhine stone cowboy out there who fancies a shot at my hairy hoop. PM me if you want to hang out the back of me for a bit, will travel to your location or we can meet in a public toilet near kings cross I just love role play. Prices vary but if you scrub up ok i will give you a shiny fiver and directions to the best STD clinic in England for your trouble.
You do yourself an injustice.you look perfectly acceptable/desirable to the average desperate male with low standards(unless you're using a body double in the gallery pics).Unless the stories of body odour that would knock a buzzard off a sh1twagon are true...................................

Don't give up hope and if you do there's always St Dunstans :lol:
 
#20
Dale the snail said:
sorry am so giddy at the idea of real sex with a consenting human adult that i forget what i promised have tucked 30 10p coins in my hoop pull them out with your teeth stud
Is that like the chocolate money I used to get for Xmas when i was a kid 8O
 
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