Wild thing

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: yellow, red, orange and blue. The old man kept staring at him.

    When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter with you ... never did anything wild in your life pops?"

    The old man did not bat an eye and replied, "Got pissed once and f**ked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."