Wigs.

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I know this is a touchy subject. I have been follicly challenged since I was in my early twenties. I have laughed at the most pathetic specimens who try covering the obvious up and the lengths they will go to ehhhmm 'for a perfect pate.' I have seen far worse than this, but for some reason, I can't get his picture out of mind.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7754234.stm

Has anyone else been tormented in this way?
 
#2
not sure if ur looking for bad wigs or bad ways of covering up going bald but here's two with really bad hair
 

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I've got a photo of Saintstone in his wig, but don't tell him I showed you it:

 
#4
Shave it off. Nothing screams 'I'm an insecure bedwetter' more than a comb-over or a wig. Embrace baldness, the haircuts are cheaper for a start. (Not paid for one in over 6 years now)
 
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skintboymike said:
Shave it off. Nothing screams 'I'm an insecure bedwetter' more than a comb-over or a wig. Embrace baldness, the haircuts are cheaper for a start. (Not paid for one in over 6 years now)
You haven't paid for someone to wet your bed for over 6 years? Nice to see you are talking in English tonight dear.

Whilst I was looking for that photo of Saintstone, I found a photo that is (I swear to God) the image of Toppers:



If you listen closely to it, you can hear him going "Mwahahahahahahaha".
 
#6
Wear a syrup! I do all the time, since I'm also losing me barnet too.

Of course, some folks notice it and I'll probably have to do something about that. I think it might be the chinstrap that gives it away. :D :D :D

MsG
 
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12volts said:
I know this is a touchy subject. I have been follicly challenged since I was in my early twenties. I have laughed at the most pathetic specimens who try covering the obvious up and the lengths they will go to ehhhmm 'for a perfect pate.' I have seen far worse than this, but for some reason, I can't get his picture out of mind.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7754234.stm

Has anyone else been tormented in this way?
Given that he got away with 30 million stolen quid you would think he could get a better rug. Could be worse though. There is a man at my church who often sits a few rows in front of me. Worst rug I have ever seen!! It looks like he scraped up roadkill and draped it on his scalp. Maybe a muskrat or opposum.
 
#9
you could try diverting the attention away from your head totally
 

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jarrod248 said:
The_Snail said:
skintboymike said:
Shave it off. Nothing screams 'I'm an insecure bedwetter' more than a comb-over or a wig. Embrace baldness, the haircuts are cheaper for a start. (Not paid for one in over 6 years now)
You haven't paid for someone to wet your bed for over 6 years? Nice to see you are talking in English tonight dear.

Whilst I was looking for that photo of Saintstone, I found a photo that is (I swear to God) the image of Toppers:



If you listen closely to it, you can hear him going "Mwahahahahahahaha".
It does look like him doesn't it?
I don't need a sodding wig to make my hair look like that ffs, I just need to let my hair grow.

actually that's darker than my natural hair colour
 

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