Wifey Jokes

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  1. Signallers

    Signallers Book Reviewer

    Three Soldiers are facing their final test, if they pass this test they will be able to join an elite anti-terrorist force.

    A Drill Sergeant enters the room where the Soldiers are standing to attention. He barks the question at them "DO YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY!?"

    "SIR, YES, SIR!" the Soldiers reply in unison.

    "DO YOU LOVE YOUR WIVES?!" the Drill Sergeant yells.

    "SIR, YES, SIR!" the Soldiers reply in unison again.

    "WHAT DO YOU LOVE MORE!? YOUR COUNTRY OR YOUR WIFE!?" the Drill Sergeant inquires.

    "SIR, MY COUNTRY, SIR!" the Soldiers reply in unison.

    "WELL THEN MAGGOTS! PROVE IT!" he shouts before giving each soldier a handgun and leading them into the next room which contains three doors, the Drill Sergeant puts each Soldier in front of a door.

    "Your wife is in the room in front of you" he tells all of the soldiers "as a member of an anti-terrorist organisation you have no room for weaknesses!, take your guns and KILL YOUR WIVES!"

    One Soldier breaks down immediately and rushes into the room to retrieve his wife, they leave together.

    The second Soldier takes his gun and walks into the room, after about five minutes he comes back out with his wife looking very pale "I couldn't do it" he says and leaves with his wife.

    The third Soldier walks into the room and after about four minutes a loud bang is heard which echoes throughout the hallways immediately afterwards however there is suddenly a lot of loud crashing and screaming.

    The Soldier comes out of the room looking very pleased with himself.

    "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?" the Drill Sergeant demands.

    The Soldier replies "the gun was loaded with blanks, so I had to beat her to death with the chair!"
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