wifey is a whinging bastard.

#1
Having recently turned 55 and having seen the sprogs leave home and the mortgage get paid off..I decided to give retirement a whirl
and have found that housework can be pretty much squared away by 9am leaving me with major decisions to make between fishing/tinkering/
and Jeremy Kyle/Oprah...WTF have they been moaning about? earning the money to buy the fucker was a fuck sight harder than looking
after it.
 
#3
You are 55 and only arriving at this epiphany now?
 
#4
Much the same as samain here, but I square it away by a strict timetable of ..March to september go fishing...sept to march tinker in the garage..don't seem to have time to fit much else in.

Oh I forgot I don't do housework.
 
#6
Having recently turned 55 and having seen the sprogs leave home and the mortgage get paid off..I decided to give retirement a whirl
and have found that housework can be pretty much squared away by 9am leaving me with major decisions to make between fishing/tinkering/
and Jeremy Kyle/Oprah...WTF have they been moaning about? earning the money to buy the fucker was a fuck sight harder than looking
after it.
Have you thought of a secret fuck buddy? Normaly found in Tescos draging a sprog around.
 
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#7
Having recently turned 55 and having seen the sprogs leave home and the mortgage get paid off..I decided to give retirement a whirl
and have found that housework can be pretty much squared away by 9am leaving me with major decisions to make between fishing/tinkering/
and Jeremy Kyle/Oprah...WTF have they been moaning about? earning the money to buy the fucker was a fuck sight harder than looking
after it.
Oh, hi dad! :)
 
#9
I just get some pig in to push the hoover around a couple of times a week.
 
#10
I have 12 drivers at work
Four of them are past retirement, they would rather get up at early o'clock and come to work than sit at home all day with their wives.....
 
#12
Having recently turned 55 and having seen the sprogs leave home and the mortgage get paid off..I decided to give retirement a whirl
and have found that housework can be pretty much squared away by 9am leaving me with major decisions to make between fishing/tinkering/
and Jeremy Kyle/Oprah...WTF have they been moaning about? earning the money to buy the fucker was a fuck sight harder than looking
after it.
Housework?
You fucking gay lord!

God, bring back the old days when a bloke knew how to batter a bird properly! This whole metro-sexual caring sharing bollocks is wank!


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