Wife's Photo

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by scousegit, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it he looks in his shirt pocket, and asks for another beer. After drinking that beer, he looks into his pocket again, and then asks for another beer. This happens another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your shirt pocket??" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home."