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Wife With An Ache

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by rottenjonny, Nov 30, 2008.

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  1. rottenjonny

    rottenjonny Swinger

    Although I've known the Mrs for almost twenty years, this afternoon after her visiting the shij house, out of the blue she commented she had Mammy Ache. Without hesitation and total blind ignorance I asked her "Mammy ache, did I shaft you a bit to hard last night" her reaction and reply was, a very dirty evil look followed by "your a man, how would you ever understand"

    I'm totally lost here, anyone know what Mammy Ache is and how the fcuk I should deal with it as she has not spoken a word to me since? :?

    I must add, I never heard her use this term of word before? HELP!
     
    rottenjonny, Nov 30, 2008
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  2. jagman

    jagman LE

    Dunno but it sounds bad
    Doesn't mean she's got a bun in the oven or some such does it?
     
    jagman, Nov 30, 2008
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  3. Accidental_discharge

    Accidental_discharge LE

    Pregnant
     
    Accidental_discharge, Nov 30, 2008
    #3
  4. Accidental_discharge

    Accidental_discharge LE

    Raging yeast infection?
     
    Accidental_discharge, Nov 30, 2008
    #4
  5. Airfix

    Airfix

    Just what the fcuk were you doing 'talking' to her in the first place? Do the pubs shut on sunday afternoons where you live?

    Poof
     
    Airfix, Nov 30, 2008
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  6. nottyash

    nottyash LE

    Mammory ache? Maybe your getting on her tits.
     
    nottyash, Nov 30, 2008
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  7. trowel

    trowel

    Sore tits? Mammaries.
     
    trowel, Nov 30, 2008
    #7
  8. trowel

    trowel

    You got there first Knotty.
     
    trowel, Nov 30, 2008
    #8
  9. theoriginalphantom

    theoriginalphantom LE

    theoriginalphantom, Nov 30, 2008
    #9
  10. rottenjonny

    rottenjonny Swinger

    No, she can't be pregnant, I had the snip 8 years ago!
     
    rottenjonny, Nov 30, 2008
    #10
  11. Ali_Gee

    Ali_Gee War Hero

     
    Ali_Gee, Nov 30, 2008
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  12. nottyash

    nottyash LE

    Does not mean she ain't pregnant, maybe you were getting on her tits (Or not) more than you think? :wink:

    someone may have been wearing a rottenjonny :wink:
     
    nottyash, Nov 30, 2008
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  13. Accidental_discharge

    Accidental_discharge LE

    She blobbing?
     
    Accidental_discharge, Nov 30, 2008
    #13
  14. BarkingSpider

    BarkingSpider LE

    I haven't though...
     
    BarkingSpider, Nov 30, 2008
    #14
  16. Accidental_discharge

    Accidental_discharge LE

    If she is blobbing, could you send me her used tampons?
     
    Accidental_discharge, Nov 30, 2008
    #15
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