Wife shagging

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Jul 4, 2012.

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  1. A bloke walks into a crowded bar with a loaded gun and shouts, "Ok who's been shagging my wife?"

    A voice at the back of the room, "You ain't got enough bullets mate."
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  2. Deffo not my missus, then.

    Lately, I'd shoot meself instead of . . .

    Assuming she doesn't 'off' me herself . . . .