wife gets new twat

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by outhecarstirling, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. guys wife goes into hospital to get a nip an tuck on her twat
    next day she wakes up and finds 3 roses at the end of the bed
    she says to the nurse who brought the roses
    well the first one was from the surgeon to say the operation was a success
    she replies that was nice what about the second rose
    thats from your husband he had alook under the covers and said he cant wait to get you home
    she laughed
    and what about the 3rd rose who was that from
    the nurse replies
    wee rab from the burns unit he says cheers for the ears