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Wife from Hell

#1
Apologies if this has been posted before:

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked
> you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
> The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps
> your radar gun needs calibrating."
> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
> "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise
> control."
> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
> and growls,
> "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?
> The wife smiles and says "You should be thankful your radar detector
> went off when it did."
> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
> detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
> teeth,
> "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
> The officer frowns and says,
> "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.
> That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see
> officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I
> could get my license out of my back pocket."
> The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
> seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
> And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
> turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
> The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
> talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
>
> I love this part.... > > > > > > > > >
>
>
> "Only when he's been drinking."
 
#2
I posted it about a week ago....................... 8)







"there's the quick and there's the disappointed"
 
#4
think the office firewall may well block that......................
 
#6
Nooooooooooooooooo I am not a witch! 8O 8O
 
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