Wife faces trial over noisy sex

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  1. One hopes so. Be stood outside the house thrapping away....
  2. Husband and wife were on television here tonight. You'd need a few beers first or a few months in the desert.
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Yes, but what about the wife?
  4. :D
  5. Sod looks, as long as she doesnt stare at the ceiling over my shoulder and then stare at me like Im an evil prison camp guard when I shoot, like mine does, then Im in :D
  6. Whatever happened to freedom of screech?
  7. The answer is Noooooooooooooooooo
  8. I think we could run a caption quote on this one....
    His expression is just one of "help me please".
  9. Apart from a Gunt and a FUPA, she's got camel toe - even in that position.
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I will help him out.
  11. Fair play. I'd scream like a stuck pig if he was on top of me as well.
  12. "It was'nt noisy sex M'lord, we were just stripping the wallpaper"
  13. Pity you can't hear the banjo playing in the background!!
  14. HA HA ! Classic ! He reminds me of a van driver at Cannock Services who winked at me in the gents ! Bootilicious ! :D