Wife Comes Home Early

A wife come home early one day and catches her husband having a wank in the kitchen.
She rushes over to him, drops to her knee's and proceeds to give him the best blow job of his life.

Afterwards, he says to his wife " We have not had sex for the last six months and suddenly you give me a fantastic blow job, Why"?

The wife answered "I just washed the floor this morning and I'd rather brush my teeth than clean the fucking floor again".
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