A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed making love to a tramp. "How could you?" Exclaims the husband. His wife replied. "It just happened," replied his wife. "he knocked on the door asking for food, so I gave him the dinner you didn't want last night. Then I thought I would give him that shirt I gave you for your birthday that you haven't used." Then I gave him those black loafers you never wear. Then he asked me if there was anything else you didn't use..."