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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FULLTRAIN, Oct 27, 2007.

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  1. Evening,
    If you've never been on before, check out WIDO.CO.UK, particularly the HMP Kilmarnock topic. I thought it was a spoof at first!
     
  2. Geez, only watched the first 30 seconds of the first video and can see where it is going.

    It makes prison look good. My old man sent me something the other day as well. Let me find it then post it on here, More food for thought.

    Edited to add the following:

    Work vs. Prison:

    Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

    PRISON You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
    WORK You spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office

    PRISON You get three meals a day fully paid for
    WORK You get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it

    PRISON You get time off for good behavior
    WORK You get more work for Good behavior

    PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
    WORK You must often carry a security card And open all the doors for yourself

    PRISON You can watch TV and play games
    WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

    PRISON You get your own toilet
    WORK You have to share the toilet with some people who piddle on the seat

    PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
    WORK You aren't even supposed to speak To your family

    PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
    WORK You get to pay all your expenses to go To work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners

    PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
    WORK You spend most of your time wanting To get out and go inside bars

    PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
    WORK They are called managers

    THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!