Widdle Wabbit

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Apr 13, 2013.

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  1. A precious little girl walks into a pets shop and asks,
    in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
    mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

    As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
    he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
    or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

    She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
    hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

    "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
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