Widdle wabbit

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  1. A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks,

    "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"

    The pet shop owners heart melts, he gets down on his
    knees so that he is on her level and says,

    ""Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy
    bwack wabbit or one like that widdle bwown wabbit
    over there?"

    The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands
    on her knees, leans forward and whispers ...

    "I don't weally fink my pyfon gives a phuk."