Wicked Witch at it again....

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  1. ...she forgot her broomstick - sorry passport - so some flunkies - sorry police officers - were dispatched to get it.

    The pair of them are aping the lifestyle of dictators such as Mussolini and Ceaucescu. The sooner they replicate the final moments of both dictators and spouses the better! :twisted:

    From the Guardian/PA


  2. I fly into Heathrow in the early hours of the Friday after next: do you think I can ask for a blues & twos escort across London so I can get home faster? :roll:
  3. I'm sure a similar incident occurred during the Thatcher years when Denis forgot his VSOP
  4. Surely Barristers earn enough money to pay back the taxpayers money?
  5. She turned me into a newt.........I got better.
  6. I expect Royal Dip Group will give you a lift Dozy - you are arrse ambassador in Singers aren't you 8)
  7. If a CO sent his staff car on such a run, he would find himself in hot water.
  8. Probably not, but for a fiver, I'll do it (as I live by the airport :D)
  9. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3585588.stm

    So it would be more logical to expect that police helicopter would be used for this mission no doubt of high importance.

    Btw, who in books of JK Rowling is the closest character to poor thing Cherie?
  10. Imagine the furore if a member of the Royal Family had tried this stunt? If she was travelling in her capacity as a crooked brief, then she should have put her fin in her pocket and sent a pissing courier to collect the damn thing.

    As to which Harry Potter character Cherie most mimics, then that would have to be Hagrid...the great useless lump of toss. I think I would hate her less if she wasn't a "professional Scouser" when it suits her and if she could have done something worthwhile instead of copping tony's man-fat and being a barrister.

    All invective spent, the summary view is that this is indeed Ceaucescuesque, it was completely inappropriate, the MPS are up-themselves, the WMF is up-herself. For no apparent good reason either...
  11. And isn't she SUPER ugly?
  12. I expected anything... but Hagrid? I regard his as a bit rude but as a nice person.
  13. I've never read them but watched the first one on video out of curiosity.

    I reckon that Wide-Mouthed-Frog/Wicked Witch resembles that two-faced monster out of the first film! Isn't it self-defeating to keep the less ugly face covered up?

    The reason she looks miserable all the time is because a house fell on her sister.... :twisted:
  14. Is it a coincidence that she shares a hair-do with Slobbo's wife? :wink:


  15. That'll cause some trouble in the Hague at visiting time, a few years from now! :twisted: