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#1
http://www.arrse.com/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=40001.html

^^^that pretty much forms up the background story.^^^

I attended the nick on the 5th, and plod in it's infinite wisdom bailed me further until 13/09. it appears that in the month and half between me being nicked andmegoing going back, they'd literally done sweet FA. this makes the RLC safer for a littlewhile longer. i spoke to my Recruiting Sergeant yesterday and he's said ok, no sweat, just to keep him informed. just thought a few of you might care/derive pleasure from this, and thus decided to share.

-Damen
 
#3
ahhh, cheerful as ever, eh chap?
 
#4
Dae,

Noone really gives a teaspoonful of monkey spunk about your 'offence', your future career or you. Get back to the gutter where you might find some bottom feeder mates who may be interested.
 
#5
*I won't bite, I won't bite..... I promised myself i wouldn't........*
 
#7
nah, i'm no where near as fit (or brave) as oddjob. or (thank fcuk) as welsh.
 
#8
Instead of wasting your time on here Sir_Dae, if I was you, I'd limbering up my sphincter... ready for the dry bumming you're going to get in prison.

Either that or a crash course in Ninja KungFoo skills.

.
 
#9
you're such a lovely person, aren't you Bomb_Doctor. and after i made such a contrite apology and even gave you a special mention....
 
#10
Sir_Dae said:
.....and after i made such a contrite apology and even gave you a special mention....
Yeah, and?

You Sir, are a cock. The sooner you realise that and Foxtrot Oscar, the better.

Grow up, realise that AT is obviously not your chosen profession, move on and learn to say.....

"Do you want fries with that?"


.
 
#13
Bore off, hopefully the MODS will delete this waste of time thread.
 
#14
gents, i am shocked. sir dae gave us (unintentionally) one of the most entertaining threads ever seen in the RLC forum - amidst stiff competion *ahem*

i am genuinely interested in whether the army is so desperate to recruit that sir dae still gets in. if not, let's just hope he doesn't convert to islam.

sir dae, you keep posting young fella. sharing your daft antics and deluded dedication to your hoped-for career made a few of us smile :)
 
#15
Sir_Dae said:
http://www.arrse.com/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=40001.html

^^^that pretty much forms up the background story.^^^

I attended the nick on the 5th, and plod in it's infinite wisdom bailed me further until 13/09. it appears that in the month and half between me being nicked andmegoing going back, they'd literally done sweet FA. this makes the RLC safer for a littlewhile longer. i spoke to my Recruiting Sergeant yesterday and he's said ok, no sweat, just to keep him informed. just thought a few of you might care/derive pleasure from this, and thus decided to share.

-Damen
Was your crime an error of judgement on your part, possible down to inexperience, immaturity and the general exuberance of youth or do you have no remorse and are generally unmoved. From your tone I take it that it is the latter, and whilst no doubt there are jobs in the army where the "super six" are breached with a nauseating regularity, the RLC CEG of Ammo Tech is not one of them. They do have their share of idiots in the same way as any other branch of the army does but it would be unfortunate if the only contribution yoiu could make was to increase that element.

As far as you should be concerned "the plod and its infinite wisdom" stands for those values that you would do well to learn, and if you want to enjoy any form of sucessful career within the RLC or the army generally then you had better start learning them before basic training.
 
#17
Having had "another busy day at the office" I decided to look through the history of this thread that I came across by accident. It seems to me that Sir Dae thinks that by talking "Green", using big boys playground words and reading all the McNab/Ryan/Sharpe stories that the Armed Forces will accept him with open arms, despite his obvious lack of social skills/common sense as well as a penchant for carrying weapons (concealed or no) around in public etc etc etc...
May I suggest, Sir Dae, that you take yourself off to your local Job Centre (Find it on the Internet) and look for a position that you can "call your own" (Bomb_Doctor hit that nail on the head - Burger King will also give you a uniform and has a "Royal" in it's title), and leave this website to us grown-up, paid-up members (and ex-members) of the Armed Forces. :pissedoff:
 
#18
maff, i think you underestimate the entertainment value provided by young daemon. his naivety is quite compelling:

"i know i used to blow stuff up in my back garden and make fertiliser pipe bombs, and i was caught carrying a concealed knife and CO2 pistol, but the stupid plod ain't got nuffink on me. i soooo want to be an Ammo Tech, and you cuntz don't know nuffink and you can all go fack yourselves - including you who know people on the ammo tech selection board - i am reelly clever and the recruiting sergeant says it will be okay. so as soon as i'm done being processed by the dim plod, and when i've returned the sandbags from my garden that the EOD team brought with them when i was wasting their time... please can i come and be an ammo tech?"

that's about it in a nutshell. only more naive, more disrespectful, and latterly more whiney :)
 
#19
I do hope that everyone on this thread that has any influence, will use it to ensure that Sir Dae never, ever becomes an AT. He is the type of Walter Mitty loser that has already shown a worrying interest in illegal activities with explosives. To train him further would be simply irresponsible and the AT trade could do without someone like him.

Return to the gutter Sir Dae and know that the authorities you seem to disdain so much have got your number. Real ATs have to deal with the 'stupid plod' or whatever you call them and work together to put away scum like you.

You are at best a timewaster and at worst a danger who needs locking up. I will do my best to find out who you are and prevent you from becoming an AT, however if you do, STANDBY!
 

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