Why you should aspire to be a Boss

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by uncle_vanya, Mar 15, 2011.

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  1. "The shi*te from the top of the piles, trickles down to the bottom....!"

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  2. Same shit, different language.
  3. Someone on here has the answer on their signature block.
    Something along the lines of you can shit on those below you because they wont be writing your annual report! Unless you are REME, RE or Bleeps in that case you might get someone who brown noses the tiffy route etc overtaking you and trying to shit on you to look good as they know fuck all about the job after a year or so in the classroom in reality, until they have a few years in their chosen route under the belt.
  4. Welcome to the layercake son.
  5. A public sector layer cake. They will look you straight in the eyes as they pee on you... Eye contact is so important.
  6. Drown you hideous freak.
  7. Ahh a public sector boss then Jarrod? Need to work on the vocabulary...
  8. A ligature would also be good.
  9. Being a boss has it's glorious moments of relaxation whilst minions carry out your instructions, and hours of horror when you find out they've fucked it up.