WHY WOMEN LIE

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  1. One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
    The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.

    The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No."! The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
    Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

    Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"
    The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

    The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."

    The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.

    That's the story, and they are sticking to it!!!
     
  2. Now then, why do women fake orgasms then?? Honourable reasons or because they can't be arsed to "train" another man?! :D
     
  3. If men learn how to screw properly we wouldnt have to fake them.

    Be thankful we are saving your feelings!
     
  4. Because they think men give a sh!t :twisted:
     
  5. Why would they? The truth is alien to them after all :roll:
     
  6. Now then, why do women fake orgasms then?? Honourable reasons or because they can't be arsed to "train" another man?!


    Probably because they're bored Cuddles, maybe you should ask her. Then you can adjust your technique to satisfy the woman you love as fully as you'd like :)
     
  7. I don't know a woman who wasn't willing to train her new man :)

    It's for her own benefit after all :wink:
     
  8. Are you a good trainer SD????
     
  9. I have my moments :wink: We all want what's best for us! :) :)
     
  10. We had a similar debate on one of the Thailand foums on one occasion.
    Why do Thai girls lie ?
    Most honest answer was
    Because we do.
    john