Why we lost the world cup!

#1
Ive heard a rumour that a certain England Captain has got his Wifes sister pregnant which led to a former England Captain demanding he get the sack like he did! This caused a bit of a rift in the England camp which might account for there poor form and the fact they have dropped out of some lucrative "Tricks" tournament. Of course this is just a rumour which might become fact in 14 days once the gagging order is lifted apparently. :twisted:
 
#2
Think this one's been floating about the net for a while now alongside another one which says that an underperforming striker has been caught again with an elderly lady..

- apparently the lady in question in rumour 1 has 2 brothers and no sisters though.....
 

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#4
So, potentially, allegedly, the rumour is that a bunch of fcuking idiots couldn't keep it in their pants for long enough to represent their country in sport.

There's another rumour floating around that most British people would like to see a MASSIVE reduction in the amount paid to footballers, and a huge reduction in their perks and privileges too.

Mind you, it's all just rumours.
 
#7
Cause you were shite perhaps? :d
 
#9
BernardMcCabe said:
Ive heard a rumour that a certain England Captain has got his Wifes sister pregnant
sunami said:
Obviously the should have played the reserve team.

Reserve Capt: They don't like it up 'em, Sir! :soldier:

Current Capt: They *do* like it up 'em, Sir! :twisted:
 
#11
Third from the right is shagging Cheryl Cole/Tweedy - allegedly. It's why he wasn't in goal.
 
#12
llech said:
llech said:
sunami said:
Obviously the should have played the reserve team.



Yes play the back four with Vickers 303's!
Out of interest I thought only Segreant's & WO's could wear rank as a Chelsea pensioner, there's a full screw in the middle?
To be considered for admission as an in-pensioner, a candidate must be:

A former non-commissioned officer or soldier of the British Army (Commissioned Officers are eligible provided they served for at least 12 years of non-commissioned service or if they have been awarded a War Disability Pension while serving in the ranks)

In receipt of an Army Service or War Disability Pension

65 years of age or over (this may be waived if a candidate is suffering from a seriously disabling, incurable but not immediately life-threatening condition requiring long-term care)

Free from the obligation to support a wife, partner or family

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_pensioner
 
#13
If there is a gagging order then this site is in breach of it by publishing the story, if true it could be the end of ARRSE.
 
#16
Stop trying to find/make excuses for a bunch of over paid,over hyped,over rated numties.It's the foreign players in the premiere league that make them look better than they are.That problem didn't exist in 1966.Grow and develop your own home grown players,add a pinch of PRIDE,take it from there.
 
#17
sunami said:
llech said:
llech said:
sunami said:
Obviously the should have played the reserve team.



Yes play the back four with Vickers 303's!
Out of interest I thought only Segreant's & WO's could wear rank as a Chelsea pensioner, there's a full screw in the middle?
To be considered for admission as an in-pensioner, a candidate must be:

A former non-commissioned officer or soldier of the British Army (Commissioned Officers are eligible provided they served for at least 12 years of non-commissioned service or if they have been awarded a War Disability Pension while serving in the ranks)

In receipt of an Army Service or War Disability Pension

65 years of age or over (this may be waived if a candidate is suffering from a seriously disabling, incurable but not immediately life-threatening condition requiring long-term care)

Free from the obligation to support a wife, partner or family

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_pensioner
I understood that, it's just I watched a programme and they said SGT + above could wear rank, must've changed since.
 
#18
I understood that, it's just I watched a programme and they said SGT + above could wear rank, must've changed since.
According to the article they wear their rank when last serving, as a L/CPL & CPL are both JNCOs I would have thought it was always a qualification for entry.
 
#19
cause they were shite.
really really shite yes geramnay were better but they were truly lack lustre
 
#20
Try to make-up a team by choosing the best players from the top 5 premiership teams: how many english players would have an un-arguable place in the lineup?

This is why our expectations about the England team are so inflated: our 'best' players are considered worldclass because they happen to rub shoulders and shin-pads with the world's elite players.

The same goes for Italy: Inter won the CL with a 100% foreign squad.

It doesn't mean foreign players are a problem (that's another debate) but rather that England fans should differentiate between Man Utd and Chelsea's european performances and the national team's.
 

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