Why we lost the world cup!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by BernardMcCabe, Jul 1, 2010.

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  1. Ive heard a rumour that a certain England Captain has got his Wifes sister pregnant which led to a former England Captain demanding he get the sack like he did! This caused a bit of a rift in the England camp which might account for there poor form and the fact they have dropped out of some lucrative "Tricks" tournament. Of course this is just a rumour which might become fact in 14 days once the gagging order is lifted apparently. :twisted:
  2. Think this one's been floating about the net for a while now alongside another one which says that an underperforming striker has been caught again with an elderly lady..

    - apparently the lady in question in rumour 1 has 2 brothers and no sisters though.....
  3. skid2

    skid2 LE Book Reviewer

    What's this 'We' shit
    Argentina's still in it
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    So, potentially, allegedly, the rumour is that a bunch of fcuking idiots couldn't keep it in their pants for long enough to represent their country in sport.

    There's another rumour floating around that most British people would like to see a MASSIVE reduction in the amount paid to footballers, and a huge reduction in their perks and privileges too.

    Mind you, it's all just rumours.
  5. Obviously the should have played the reserve team.

  6. You have to have it before you can lose it.
  7. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Cause you were shite perhaps? :d
  8. Yes play the back four with Vickers 303's!
  9. Reserve Capt: They don't like it up 'em, Sir! :soldier:

    Current Capt: They *do* like it up 'em, Sir! :twisted:
  10. Out of interest I thought only Segreant's & WO's could wear rank as a Chelsea pensioner, there's a full screw in the middle?
  11. Third from the right is shagging Cheryl Cole/Tweedy - allegedly. It's why he wasn't in goal.
  12. To be considered for admission as an in-pensioner, a candidate must be:

    A former non-commissioned officer or soldier of the British Army (Commissioned Officers are eligible provided they served for at least 12 years of non-commissioned service or if they have been awarded a War Disability Pension while serving in the ranks)

    In receipt of an Army Service or War Disability Pension

    65 years of age or over (this may be waived if a candidate is suffering from a seriously disabling, incurable but not immediately life-threatening condition requiring long-term care)

    Free from the obligation to support a wife, partner or family

  13. If there is a gagging order then this site is in breach of it by publishing the story, if true it could be the end of ARRSE.
  14. What's this 'we' Paleface???
  15. No breach, his wife does not have a sister, so no story.