Why the smile?

#1
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened, an Inspector turns up and is curious as to the smiles.

The Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian , 60, died Of
heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'

Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the Lottery,
spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile.'

The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'

'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Danny O'Neil,
Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'


'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.


'He thought he was having his picture taken'.
 
#2
Ya cheeky cvnt Monty - made me larff though - sure it did too...

(That doesn't make it twice as funny).
 
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