Why the long face ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Wedgy, Oct 3, 2006.

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  1. You're joking aren't you? I side up to the mare in a attempt to take her home. I've rode bareback on worse.
  2. I've spent a bit of time on the lash on Tyneside and that is NOT the worst mare I've come across (in every POSSIBLE sense of that phrase)...
  3. i would have a go at peggy any day.
  4. Wonder how they take to it sh1tting up the floor???
  5. Brian Potter
    "I know a p*ssed horse when I see one"

    I thought the thread was about Ruud Van Nistelrooy...
  6. crikey... just pigs and the occasional moose in my local.... trotters by the dozen on a friday! :D
  7. that reminds me i'm meeting princess anne tomorrow
  8. I've seen her in Andover too
  9. If the pubs anything like Cheek in Aldershot I doubt they'll notice!
  10. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Same as they do any other Tyneside slapper.
  11. And the landlady turns to the horse and says "We have a whisky named after you!" to which the horse replies "What... Eric!"

    tee hee hee
  12. ha ha why the long face
  13. ...and the big pause?? :)