Why the British need more Helichoppers!

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  1. Take a look at these filthy bast@rds!

    We've got shag all (scuse pun) helichoppers in Iraq or Afghan to get our troops around, and yet these pervs get enough time with theirs to do this!!


    Why the fcuk they couldn't at least get it in colour, I'll never know!
  2. I know i can imagine some poor b@stard lying on the floor after being shot and needing a chopper while this is happening, may as well put the lack of equipment we have to good use
  3. What planet do you come from?

    Fcuk off back to playing 'Call of Duty'.
  4. The only thing that surprises me here is that they didn't shoot first - then figure out what was happening.
  5. Good call Flash

    Heli Tele is for perving. We'll take notice of other important stuff afterwards, but it won't stop us being pissed off about you interupting our amateur porn show.

    If you had it, would you?
  6. If the quality of that video isn't the best argument for increased MoD funding so that they can make better amatuer porn on the fly, or hover, I don't know what is. How can anyone expect to see anything in detail!
  7. Trip_Wire

    Trip_Wire RIP


    Posted before, by me!
  8. Sorry - not! Bet my one-liner was better than yours anyway!! :numberone:
  9. Trip_Wire

    Trip_Wire RIP

  10. OK so you got there first, but no punchy, witty one-liner to show the ridiculous and parlous state of affairs vis-a-vis the negative balance of in-the-field war fighting accoutrements on a comparative basis between the two sets of forces friendly to one another in respect of the islamic enemy, two of which were in the process of procreation in a convertible vehicle and who would have made a handsome score tally, especially considering the septic penchant for fucking corpses, to put it bluntly, the pilot could have fucked them, and then the co-pilot could have fucked them.
  11. I seem to recall that in the movie Blue Thunder, they used the highly expensive copter to perv on some woman doing her aerobics.

    In reality, it was just a Gazelle with a few lumps of metal welded to the front of it.

    Can someone please get rid of those new smillies & bring back the old ones? The new ones are toss.
  12. Point one, re welding: You mean 'glued' on - it's 99% placcy.

    Point two, re perving: What do you think the Gaz was doing over Belfast for 99% of the time?
  13. And I beat you by about 9 weeks, you boring old cnut. So what?:


    Let's just see if we can get some banter going with it- although since this is at least the third attempt, and yours ended up in The Hole (where your one and only attempt- as far as I can tell- to be funny, the American Political Humor thread, also resides) I doubt it.
  14. I can't believe no-one has spotted the marketing oppotunity, what with the increasing popularity of the celebrity sex tape. Rather than deploying out all the air support, why not keep one or two on standby to produce said sextape. The resulting footage could then be sold and the revenue used to provide more choppers... :thumright: