Now, not all of us are, some of us are respectable individuals of good moral standing. But then some of us aren't. Some of them would also steal from their fellow soldier and one in particular has stolen my bike. Been away from camp for a bit, bike was chained up in the kitchen (no bike racks on camp or space elsewhere). Well, this unscrupulous fellow dismantled the rails to which the bike was attached and done one. I'd even removed the wheels! Still didn't matter, an expensive bike is worth buying new bits for. I fully expect the thief to have taken the bike away in their car to a far away housing estate from where they crawled from, and wouldn't be stupid enough to cycle around this very small camp on it where I could spot them, but if I do see them on it, what shall I do? Bike is very distinct and German so not a common one in this country and therefore little chance of false accusations and I could easily prove it is mine. But would reporting them to the RMP be enough? What would happen? They'd just claim they found it laying around and thought it was dumped. Caught red handed doesn't mean absolute proof they stole it, and the RMP are shit at crimes anyway. So yeah, bike thief, if you're that retarded that I see you riding about on it, I'm going to hurt you, a lot.