Why Scousers Are Thick And Miserable

#1
Apart from the inalienable fact that they're miserable c***s.

I noticed this thread http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/179585-stop-picking-scousers.html and thought it deserved not just a better airing but also some factual evidence.

Scousers are thick. They are so thick they named themselves after a thick stew. The Original Scouse Recipe (aka LOBSCOUSE or LABSKAUSE)
Now I've always wondered why Scousers would name themselves after a pot of stew, then I looked closer at the basic ingredients.

5lb of potatoes.

INGREDIENTS
Serves 4-6 people

Half a Pound of Stewing Steak
Half a Pound of Lambs Breast
A Large Onion
1lb of Carrots
5lb of Potatoes
2 Oxo Cubes
2 Teaspoons of Vegatable Oil
Worcester Sauce
Salt and Pepper
Water

That's like a dish of potatoes with a slight meat tinge. What's more that's for the rich Scouser. The poorer Scouse scum made do with Blind Scouse, which was a variation on the above recipe and was eaten by the poorer people as it was cheaper to make because it did not contain meat.

Proof of the lack of Scouser intelligence is easy to come by. BBC NEWS | UK | England | Merseyside | Tributes left for a dead chicken
Flowers and tributes were left in an alleyway where the body of a mystery dead baby was found - before police realised it was only a chicken foetus.
A member of the public discovered the remains in a back alley in the Anfield area of Liverpool.
Police cordoned off the scene but soon realised that it was not a human but a chicken foetus.
Well-wishers had laid more than a dozen bunches of flowers at the scene, along with cards and teddy bears.
Was this a bit of Scouse voodoo so that Liverpool FC would win their next home game? Boris Johnson was right when he said that Liverpudlians were "hooked on grief". Pass the hankies round, the Scousers are having yet another collective weep.

Even Harry Enfield recognises that Scousers are thick. He gave Scousers that Dime Bar moment of fame. Here's some of the videos. The Scousers Wedding Harry Enfield's Television Programme

Remember Mersey Shore? http://www.metro.co.uk/tv/866881-mtv-commissions-geordie-shore-spin-off-mersey-shore
What a bunch of talentless tossers.

Rumours that the Ministry of Defence is considering Liverpool should have razor wire and landmines placed around it to stop its retarded, pilfering, pikey, chippy inhabitants from annoying the rest of the country is as yet not denied.
 
#2
F* ck me a thread about scousers, almost as rare as a thread about banned words/posters. Some people really do have a major inferiority complex ^~
 
#3
Its getting a bit repetitive now, why don't you start a thread on naughty words? Go on mention the name of Guy Gibsons dog, thats always good.
 
#5
snigger snigger
 
#7
Apart from the inalienable fact that they're miserable c***s.

I noticed this thread http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/179585-stop-picking-scousers.html and thought it deserved not just a better airing but also some factual evidence.

Scousers are thick. They are so thick they named themselves after a thick stew. The Original Scouse Recipe (aka LOBSCOUSE or LABSKAUSE)
Now I've always wondered why Scousers would name themselves after a pot of stew, then I looked closer at the basic ingredients.

5lb of potatoes.

INGREDIENTS
Serves 4-6 people

Half a Pound of Stewing Steak
Half a Pound of Lambs Breast
A Large Onion
1lb of Carrots
5lb of Potatoes
2 Oxo Cubes
2 Teaspoons of Vegatable Oil
Worcester Sauce
Salt and Pepper
Water

That's like a dish of potatoes with a slight meat tinge. What's more that's for the rich Scouser. The poorer Scouse scum made do with Blind Scouse, which was a variation on the above recipe and was eaten by the poorer people as it was cheaper to make because it did not contain meat.

Proof of the lack of Scouser intelligence is easy to come by. BBC NEWS | UK | England | Merseyside | Tributes left for a dead chicken
Flowers and tributes were left in an alleyway where the body of a mystery dead baby was found - before police realised it was only a chicken foetus.
A member of the public discovered the remains in a back alley in the Anfield area of Liverpool.
Police cordoned off the scene but soon realised that it was not a human but a chicken foetus.
Well-wishers had laid more than a dozen bunches of flowers at the scene, along with cards and teddy bears.
Was this a bit of Scouse voodoo so that Liverpool FC would win their next home game? Boris Johnson was right when he said that Liverpudlians were "hooked on grief". Pass the hankies round, the Scousers are having yet another collective weep.

Even Harry Enfield recognises that Scousers are thick. He gave Scousers that Dime Bar moment of fame. Here's some of the videos. The Scousers Wedding Harry Enfield's Television Programme

Remember Mersey Shore? Mersey Shore, Geordie Shore spin-off, commissioned by MTV | Metro.co.uk
What a bunch of talentless tossers.

Rumours that the Ministry of Defence is considering Liverpool should have razor wire and landmines placed around it to stop its retarded, pilfering, pikey, chippy inhabitants from annoying the rest of the country is as yet not denied.
If I arrange transport can you join me on St Georges Plateux to announce to breathless Liverpool audience your findings, I think they will all be astonished........................................................at how fast you can run through traffic to get to the station opposite and get on your train, PLANK!
 
#8
If I arrange transport can you join me on St Georges Plateux to announce to breathless Liverpool audience your findings, I think they will all be astonished........................................................at how fast you can run through traffic to get to the station opposite and get on your train, PLANK!
Try spelling the location correctly first. St George's Hall Plateau. Scouse art Superlambananas at St Georges Plateau - YouTube these Superlambananas are even worse than the fake cows in Ashford.
 
#11
Apart from the inalienable fact that they're miserable c***s.

I noticed this thread http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/179585-stop-picking-scousers.html and thought it deserved not just a better airing but also some factual evidence.

Scousers are thick. They are so thick they named themselves after a thick stew. The Original Scouse Recipe (aka LOBSCOUSE or LABSKAUSE)
Now I've always wondered why Scousers would name themselves after a pot of stew, then I looked closer at the basic ingredients.

5lb of potatoes.

INGREDIENTS
Serves 4-6 people

Half a Pound of Stewing Steak
Half a Pound of Lambs Breast
A Large Onion
1lb of Carrots
5lb of Potatoes
2 Oxo Cubes
2 Teaspoons of Vegatable Oil
Worcester Sauce
Salt and Pepper
Water

That's like a dish of potatoes with a slight meat tinge. What's more that's for the rich Scouser. The poorer Scouse scum made do with Blind Scouse, which was a variation on the above recipe and was eaten by the poorer people as it was cheaper to make because it did not contain meat.

Proof of the lack of Scouser intelligence is easy to come by. BBC NEWS | UK | England | Merseyside | Tributes left for a dead chicken
Flowers and tributes were left in an alleyway where the body of a mystery dead baby was found - before police realised it was only a chicken foetus.
A member of the public discovered the remains in a back alley in the Anfield area of Liverpool.
Police cordoned off the scene but soon realised that it was not a human but a chicken foetus.
Well-wishers had laid more than a dozen bunches of flowers at the scene, along with cards and teddy bears.
Was this a bit of Scouse voodoo so that Liverpool FC would win their next home game? Boris Johnson was right when he said that Liverpudlians were "hooked on grief". Pass the hankies round, the Scousers are having yet another collective weep.

Even Harry Enfield recognises that Scousers are thick. He gave Scousers that Dime Bar moment of fame. Here's some of the videos. The Scousers Wedding Harry Enfield's Television Programme

Remember Mersey Shore? Mersey Shore, Geordie Shore spin-off, commissioned by MTV | Metro.co.uk
What a bunch of talentless tossers.

Rumours that the Ministry of Defence is considering Liverpool should have razor wire and landmines placed around it to stop its retarded, pilfering, pikey, chippy inhabitants from annoying the rest of the country is as yet not denied.
Fucking hilarious, keep em coming
 
#15
Say what you like about scousers, at least they aren't THIS bloody repetitive!
 
#17
BFBS TV are showing it live so I will be, although it's like a visit to the dentist at the moment :)
Good drills mate, Villa are fighting against getting sucked into the drop so maximum effort required. Watching from a Crosby boozer today:)


Come on Mrjupp, I fucking hate Scousers and your piss taking is both priceless and original More More!
 
#19
Look I too find Scousers abhorrent, but I unlike you am trying to do something about them. I've married and bred with two of them in an effort to use my superior genes to breed the scouse out of them.
My Daughters can be trusted to not steal something now at least 20% of the time.
 

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