Apart from the inalienable fact that they're miserable c***s. I noticed this thread http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/179585-stop-picking-scousers.html and thought it deserved not just a better airing but also some factual evidence. Scousers are thick. They are so thick they named themselves after a thick stew. The Original Scouse Recipe (aka LOBSCOUSE or LABSKAUSE) Now I've always wondered why Scousers would name themselves after a pot of stew, then I looked closer at the basic ingredients. 5lb of potatoes. INGREDIENTS Serves 4-6 people Half a Pound of Stewing Steak Half a Pound of Lambs Breast A Large Onion 1lb of Carrots 5lb of Potatoes 2 Oxo Cubes 2 Teaspoons of Vegatable Oil Worcester Sauce Salt and Pepper Water That's like a dish of potatoes with a slight meat tinge. What's more that's for the rich Scouser. The poorer Scouse scum made do with Blind Scouse, which was a variation on the above recipe and was eaten by the poorer people as it was cheaper to make because it did not contain meat. Proof of the lack of Scouser intelligence is easy to come by. BBC NEWS | UK | England | Merseyside | Tributes left for a dead chicken Flowers and tributes were left in an alleyway where the body of a mystery dead baby was found - before police realised it was only a chicken foetus. A member of the public discovered the remains in a back alley in the Anfield area of Liverpool. Police cordoned off the scene but soon realised that it was not a human but a chicken foetus. Well-wishers had laid more than a dozen bunches of flowers at the scene, along with cards and teddy bears. Was this a bit of Scouse voodoo so that Liverpool FC would win their next home game? Boris Johnson was right when he said that Liverpudlians were "hooked on grief". Pass the hankies round, the Scousers are having yet another collective weep. Even Harry Enfield recognises that Scousers are thick. He gave Scousers that Dime Bar moment of fame. Here's some of the videos. The Scousers Wedding Harry Enfield's Television Programme Remember Mersey Shore? http://www.metro.co.uk/tv/866881-mtv-commissions-geordie-shore-spin-off-mersey-shore What a bunch of talentless tossers. Rumours that the Ministry of Defence is considering Liverpool should have razor wire and landmines placed around it to stop its retarded, pilfering, pikey, chippy inhabitants from annoying the rest of the country is as yet not denied.