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Why Not - Swinger Club

#1
Having been sussed out and well filled in by my missus, after a visit to the swinger club in Horn Bad Meinberg with a neighbour's wife, I'm interested in other discrete venues.

The club in Paderborn - Sande having caught fire (and that wasn't my gimp suit on the fan heater by the way!) it's all fairly tonk around Paderborn.

Have any fellow sleezeballs tried the Why-not in Sennestadt, if so whats the word?

Are there any other secret squirrel clubs in the Paderborn area?
 
#3
There's one in Mettman near Wuppertal. I only know as was staying in a big hotel nearby with work and was told about it by a Canadian colleague and I said I didn't believe it. The hotel owner drove a few of us down there to have a look and brought as back! I didn't go in but saw a fair bit through the door!
 

AlienFTM

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#6
Having been sussed out and well filled in by my missus, after a visit to the swinger club in Horn Bad Meinberg with a neighbour's wife, I'm interested in other discrete venues.

The club in Paderborn - Sande having caught fire (and that wasn't my gimp suit on the fan heater by the way!) it's all fairly tonk around Paderborn.

Have any fellow sleezeballs tried the Why-not in Sennestadt, if so whats the word?

Are there any other secret squirrel clubs in the Paderborn area?
There used to be a Why Not? Kneipe on Neuhauserstrasse opposite the Infanteriekaserne (Alanbrooke Barracks) behind the Braumeister on Elsenerstrasse. If you wanted a quiet convivial pint, it was the place to go. Gorgeous landlady from the Canary Islands, married to a lump of lard Salmon Trout whose Renault 4 van dropped onto the shock absorbers when he got in.

Then the night before Javelin / Spearpoint / Crusader 80 / call it what you will, I went in to find it had been changed into a club with a bouncer on the door and hostesses drinking DM60 bottles of wine with you. Never went there again.
 
#7
Could you make more of an effort with your own wife? Or get her involved with club hunting,got to be a lot less hassle surely?
I'd cave the skull in of any bloke shagging my wife. Then resume shagging something else at the club.

Then again I'm apparently a double-standards using, chauvinist prick.

Aren't swingers clubs full of 'saggy' people in bad fitting lingerie anyway?
 
#9
Me and the wife went to one of those swingers parties the other night.

I didn't stay beyond the bit you find out who you are going to sleep with.

The last anybody saw of me was running out the door with the keys to some guys Porsche shouting. "You can keep the wife."
 
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goatrutar

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#14
Having been sussed out and well filled in by my missus, after a visit to the swinger club in Horn Bad Meinberg with a neighbour's wife, I'm interested in other discrete venues.

The club in Paderborn - Sande having caught fire (and that wasn't my gimp suit on the fan heater by the way!) it's all fairly tonk around Paderborn.

Have any fellow sleezeballs tried the Why-not in Sennestadt, if so whats the word?

Are there any other secret squirrel clubs in the Paderborn area?
Pictures of neighbours wife?


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#17
Tried Why not about 10 years ago. It was a nice clean friendly place with good food but the rooms were nothing special. They have since then renovated and from what I have seen on their website made a good job of it. Another good club is in Bad Nenndorf near hannover.
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#18
There used to be a Why Not? Kneipe on Neuhauserstrasse opposite the Infanteriekaserne (Alanbrooke Barracks) behind the Braumeister on Elsenerstrasse.
With you exceptionally gay part Deutsch (Look! I can do it too!) part English (Look! I can also do that too!) post, you sound like that raving homo/kiddie toucher Herr Lipp from The league of Gentleman.


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#19
I've been to a few Swingers Clubs in the UK. Hot women, in skimpy lingerie being spit roasted, dp'd and all sorts. Quite gave me a hard on. Right Bummer when I had to get the Warrant Card and Cuffs out and nick them.
 

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