Why Not - Swinger Club

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cernunnos, Mar 14, 2013.

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  1. Having been sussed out and well filled in by my missus, after a visit to the swinger club in Horn Bad Meinberg with a neighbour's wife, I'm interested in other discrete venues.

    The club in Paderborn - Sande having caught fire (and that wasn't my gimp suit on the fan heater by the way!) it's all fairly tonk around Paderborn.

    Have any fellow sleezeballs tried the Why-not in Sennestadt, if so whats the word?

    Are there any other secret squirrel clubs in the Paderborn area?
     
  2. Could you make more of an effort with your own wife? Or get her involved with club hunting,got to be a lot less hassle surely?
     
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  3. There's one in Mettman near Wuppertal. I only know as was staying in a big hotel nearby with work and was told about it by a Canadian colleague and I said I didn't believe it. The hotel owner drove a few of us down there to have a look and brought as back! I didn't go in but saw a fair bit through the door!
     
  4. What's a swinger? Is it to do with jazz?

    Jizz?
     
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  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    You have got a cellar, set your own up.
     
  6. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    There used to be a Why Not? Kneipe on Neuhauserstrasse opposite the Infanteriekaserne (Alanbrooke Barracks) behind the Braumeister on Elsenerstrasse. If you wanted a quiet convivial pint, it was the place to go. Gorgeous landlady from the Canary Islands, married to a lump of lard Salmon Trout whose Renault 4 van dropped onto the shock absorbers when he got in.

    Then the night before Javelin / Spearpoint / Crusader 80 / call it what you will, I went in to find it had been changed into a club with a bouncer on the door and hostesses drinking DM60 bottles of wine with you. Never went there again.
     
  7. I'd cave the skull in of any bloke shagging my wife. Then resume shagging something else at the club.

    Then again I'm apparently a double-standards using, chauvinist prick.

    Aren't swingers clubs full of 'saggy' people in bad fitting lingerie anyway?
     
  8. Flyingrockdj

    Flyingrockdj War Hero Moderator

    Only the blokes apparently!
     
  9. Me and the wife went to one of those swingers parties the other night.

    I didn't stay beyond the bit you find out who you are going to sleep with.

    The last anybody saw of me was running out the door with the keys to some guys Porsche shouting. "You can keep the wife."
     
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  10. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    Agg! wrong topic , I thought you said Singer club for my sowing circle .. doh
     
  11. So she's a husband beater then?
    If you cant handle her sexual needs you only have to ask?
    I'm sure a few on here can fill her up!!
     
  12. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    You're confusing your oats with your needlework.
     
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  13. There's a big one in Sennelager. It's called the STC WOs & Sgt's Mess.
     
  14. Pictures of neighbours wife?


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  15. There are allegedly a few ARRSE members who enjoy swinging. I'm sure they'll be in contact using the codeword "spunklovers".